Openers: What are you doing, cutie? 🙂 Knock knock… How’s my favorite little brat doing? 🙂 Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri...
- What are you doing, cutie? 🙂
- Knock knock…
- How’s my favorite little brat doing? 🙂
- Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
- I just made you open your phone for no reason…looks like I got you in check =]
- Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
- What sort of trouble are you causing?
- I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M’s?
- Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We’ll show em lil buddy
- I know my math u+i equals 69
- Girls are gross…
- Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there…it reminded me of you 😛
- I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
- Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye
- Remember guys tomorrow is “Hug a retard” day…So don’t freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
- I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
- Why’d you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won’t quit calling me now..
- Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break.
Text Message Game If Your Date Doesent Show Up:
- I just met your twin
- I like talking to you and I don’t play games. I think we’re really good together. Lets try it if not that’s cool and I’m glad we met. 🙂
- Out of all the (first name) (last name)’s I know… I think your my favorite.
- You just popped into my head so Hi…now please stay out of there
- Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
After The Date/ The Same Night:
- Sweet dreams, sexy. 🙂 [name]
- Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
- Let’s fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid’s name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
- I don’t know who you’re boyfriend is…but he’s not spanking you enough!
- I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
- Awww, you’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
- I just don’t think we should do this anymore…Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
- I was thinking of you…
- Something about u seems to always make me smile. 🙂
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